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"You do not need pasta."
-Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework

wellmetkinsman:

*lives in Florida*
*tries to participate in ¿”autumn”?*
*puts on a sweater*
*manages to crawl to Starbucks before completely melting*
“I’ll have a… pumpkin.. *cough*  spice…”
*dies of heat stroke*
*is cremated and made into Florida orange juice pulp*

jannapahkina:

"so there’s this new show….."

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"there’s lesbians in it"

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waitress:  i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress:  sir please stop cyring

whoviannerdfighter:

my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from